Chicago, IL – The Chicago Cubs executive staff has announced that they have hired an official “team witchdoctor” to perform a variety of prayers and chants to prevent any “curses”
Glendale, AZ – NFL and Superbowl officials have made a public statement at 11:25 AM this morning, alerting news media outlets that Superbowl XLIX has been postposed “until
TAMPA, FL – Derek Jeter, the respected New York Yankees shortstop who recently announced his retirement after 20 years in professional baseball, was gifted with a $43 million dollar yacht
