Category: Baseball

Chicago Cubs Hires Witchdoctor To Ease World Series Woes

Christina Kanton | October 26, 2016

Chicago, IL – The Chicago Cubs executive staff has announced that they have hired an official “team witchdoctor” to perform a variety of prayers and chants to prevent any “curses”

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Derek Jeter receives $43M yacht in shape of the number “2”

Christina Kanton | September 5, 2014

TAMPA, FL – Derek Jeter, the respected New York Yankees shortstop who recently announced his retirement after 20 years in professional baseball, was gifted with a $43 million dollar yacht

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Gopher infestation prompts shutdown of Wrigley Field for entire season

Ben Miley | September 3, 2014

CHICAGO, IL – Wrigley Field just received some very bad news. After an independent analysis of the field and neighboring grounds by a third party inspector, officials and groundskeepers have announced

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