Chicago, IL – The Chicago Cubs executive staff has announced that they have hired an official “team witchdoctor” to perform a variety of prayers and chants to prevent any “curses”
London, United Kingdom – Roger Federer was arrested on multiple charges including vandalism and trespassing after apparently going on a drunken rampage and breaking into the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP)
NEW ORLEANS, LA – A New Orleans Saints post-game press conference at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, which featured Sean Payton, Matt Cassel, and Drew Brees, among others, was repeatedly interrupted Sunday by
LOS ANGELES, CA – James Madison, 42, was declared mentally unstable this afternoon after he made the following statement in front of friends and family during an afternoon lunch
TAMPA, FL – Derek Jeter, the respected New York Yankees shortstop who recently announced his retirement after 20 years in professional baseball, was gifted with a $43 million dollar yacht
