Chicago, IL – The Chicago Cubs executive staff has announced that they have hired an official “team witchdoctor” to perform a variety of prayers and chants to prevent any “curses”
London, United Kingdom – Roger Federer was arrested on multiple charges including vandalism and trespassing after apparently going on a drunken rampage and breaking into the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP)
Cupertino, CA – A bizarre and uncharacteristic move occurred today from current Apple CEO Tim Cook, where Cook vowed he would donate his entire fortune to the Duke
Glendale, AZ – NFL and Superbowl officials have made a public statement at 11:25 AM this morning, alerting news media outlets that Superbowl XLIX has been postposed “until
NEW ORLEANS, LA – A New Orleans Saints post-game press conference at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, which featured Sean Payton, Matt Cassel, and Drew Brees, among others, was repeatedly interrupted Sunday by
LOS ANGELES, CA – James Madison, 42, was declared mentally unstable this afternoon after he made the following statement in front of friends and family during an afternoon lunch
TAMPA, FL – Derek Jeter, the respected New York Yankees shortstop who recently announced his retirement after 20 years in professional baseball, was gifted with a $43 million dollar yacht
JACKSONVILLE, FL – The Jacksonville Jaguars football team landed themselves in hot water today over a “live jaguar demonstration” hosted by the Jaguar Football team and staff. The demonstration
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Lakers basketball board of trustees has filed a motion in federal court today to sue PBS Kids network over the use of
